This will be the shortest newsletter yet. I am in Kamploops, B.C. CANADA..... I am hanging out with the ALKALINE TRIO at a SUPER 8 motel. We went to the movies today and saw MR. DEEDS. So...so...sooooo bad, but so good at the same time. I'm really into bad movies. Especially Adam Sandler movies. I ate a large oreo cookie blizzard at Dairy Queen next to the hotel and now I'm just sitting here on the bed feeling full and lazy. Wish me luck as I hope to gain 50 pounds in the next month.

Peace Always, Mike Park