November 28, 2006
DO YOU BOOK DIY SHOWS?-All of you who book shows across the United States, get in touch with me please. Asian Man Records bands want to tour, so get in touch if you can help with booking. email@example.com
NOTE:If this is your first time coming to the Asian Man newsletter and are wondering what the heck this newsletter is??? Well, it's just my place to rant about anything, so for real news, etc.., please click on the mailing list link to be added to the mailing list and you will be sent news that actually pertains to the bands we work with.
TRADES:Anybody live in the bay area?? Near San Francisco?? Want to trade stuff for Asian Man Records cd's, shirts, etc.. What free stuff you ask?? Basically anything...if you work in a restaurant, theater, any type of entertainment like arcades, batting cages, amusement parks, blah blah....anything. Let's trade!! Anything we have at Asian Man is up for trade.
I CAN'T SPELL...
This is the theme of this weeks friggin newsletter. After last weeks debacle, I used the word "WRITE" twice to mean "RIGHT". As I re-read the newsletter that was sent to thousands of people, I just cringed and thought "My goodness......I'm an idiot." And a good part of you are guilty of the same crime. Lots of people wrote me saying "CONGRADULATIONS ON THE BABY." I'd say at least 25% spelled it incorrectly instead of the proper congratulations that was intended. Whatever, it's no big deal. I guess I'm just trying to justify my own stupidity.
As a result, I've decided to do the following:
I. For the next week(until, the next newsletter) all orders are 15% off. All you have to do is call and say "I'm calling for the MIKE PARK CAN'T SPELL DEAL DISCOUNT." I'm serious. (408)395-0662 Remember, we only have one phone line, so if you get a busy signal, please please please call back. We are pretty ghetto in the phone department.
Finally.....In my garage sits 16 boxes of Five Iron Frenzy T-shirts from their last tour ever. They have been sitting in their trombone players garage for over two years. Since the band broke up, they had no motivation in getting rid of these, but somehow they've ended up in my hands. All shirts are just $8 and should be up on the asian man site now. These will never be re-ordered and the sizes are random, so check and see what we have and get your rare shirts while you can.
By the way, I hate people who drive big trucks and blast hip hop at deafening levels.