THE QUEERS are moving back in, so you can forget about turning their bedroom into a den. They sleep all day, never change their clothes, and play some of the most ferociously catchy punk rock in the world, but that doesn't mean they'll kick in for rent. This album tells a moronic tale of some rejects from New England, their failed love lives, their eating habits, their petty gripes, and their dumb pals. Hey, they're singing your life with their words!

Remixed and remastered in 2007 by Mass Giorgini, and includes the out of print EP Surf Goddess.

"She's A Cretin" - 2:10
"Next Stop Rehab" - 2:03
"High School Psychopath II" (Joe Queer/Dan Vapid/B-Face/Hugh O'Neill) - 2:07
"If You Only Had A Brain" - 1:46
"I Gotta Girlfriend" - 2:53
"Hawaii" (Brian Wilson/Mike Love) (The Beach Boys cover) - 2:00
"From Your Boy" - 3:36
"Definitely" - 2:32
"Everything's Going My Way" - 2:16
"Cut It Dude" - 2:00
"I Can't Get Invited To The Prom" - 3:04
"That Girl" (Larry Livermore) - 1:40
"Peppermint Girl" - 4:49
"Surf Goddess"*
"Mirage" * (Ritchie Cordell)
Cover of Tommy James & The Shondells
"Get Over You"*
"Quit Talkin'"*

Pressing Information

1st press: 300 random color (hand screened cover)
2nd press: 250 random color
3rd press: 330 random color
4th press: 500 black
5th press: 500 random color